I'm the guy right next to you in the bathroom..

I couldn’t sleep last night. I thought I was going to sleep because I was dead tired at the end but then it turns out I became wide awake. I stayed in bed until 1-2 when my stomach start rumbling. I was hungry. I went downstairs and made some porridge or that wet rice dish thing. No taste but I was glad to have something for my tummy. I stayed downstairs for a while and watch T.V. and texted my girlfriend to tell her I was still awake. I still wasn’t sleeping. Instead of going upstairs I went around the house looking for the dad’s swiss army knife. I couldn’t find it, but I did find some cookies. I was afraid to eat them though because they looked kinda nasty. I also came across a HUGE BLACK SPIDER. This wasn’t the scrawny legged ones either. It was the puffy ones and I got scared since I did not want to die. I found it in my shed when I was going through it. It wasn’t as big as a tarantula, but it was clearly bigger than average…At least average in my eyes. So I was even more awake so I went back upstairs and looked at the sky for a while and called my Boo once. She didn’t pick up so I just left a voicemail hoping she’d call back soon. I was still staring at the sky hoping to see something amazing. To my surprise I came across a shooting star and I was giddier than a schoolgirl haha. It reminded me of my Babybooboo so I called her and she picked up. My wish came true haha. That’s it. I just fell asleep with my Boo on the phone.

(random night)